
1964. Year of the Mustang. The year people lost their damn mind over a car.
The situation.
Red light. In the right lane yours truly in his kitted Focus. Jamming to 'Let it Rock' not paying attention. In the left lane, middle age dude in a fifth generation Stang with his obviously younger blond with the big ol ballons the doctor implanted. Light turns green. I get off the line fast because that's how I drive. Ol dude guns it and pulls away from me as you hear his engine revving to redline. Sidebar: He has the single exhaust tip so that means he only has a V6 mustang...aka a punkass mustang.
This situation is fairly common among Mustang owners I see. Guy's always want to go against any car they might think has ANY kind of modifications. And if they don't see one then just drive like a general asshole. Why do these guys drive like such pricks and think they're cool? It's because they have big dicks. When I say big dicks I don't mean real dicks. I mean imaginary i type of dicks. They are only fooling themselves. Oh yea, no homo.

Umm..if you're noticing his single exhaust then that means you're in his rearview..v6 or not
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